1 home 2 askme 3 archive 4 random

moco clifford

my dog is wearing a diaper

foodchewer:

if ur looking for me i’ll be in the trash

Posted 8 hours ago With 366,965 notes

  • Random college kid: Dude are you a real punk or a fake punk?
  • Me: I, um. I-I don't care?
  • Kid: *turns to his friend* Dude he said he doesn't care that means he's a real punk hi I'm Doug nice to meet you

Posted 8 hours ago With 125,638 notes

  • person: OMG YOU DIDN'T STUDY FOR THE TEST???!?!?!
  • me: nope
  • person: BUT HOW ARE YOU GONNA PASS???
  • me: i'm not

Posted 8 hours ago With 386,592 notes

8 hours ago
214,578 notes
Reblog

georgia-dream:

if your boyfriend is your best friend, you’re doing it right.

if your boyfriend is your only friend, you’re doing it wrong.

Posted 9 hours ago With 73,311 notes

ethelreds:

people who unironically use multiple exclamation points in texts are the cutest fucking thing omfg.   even mundane things are made cuter like “just got on the bus!!!! will be home soon!!!”   like yeAH UR ON THE BUS U BIG CUTIE.  I WILL SEE U AT HOME.  LOOK BOTH WAYS BEFORE CROSSING THE STREET.   

Posted 9 hours ago With 111,426 notes

9 hours ago
1,863 notes
Reblog
9 hours ago
5,057 notes
Reblog
itssimplylena:


Mystery


#this is it. this is zayn’s superhero narrative. #punk kid scientist who reads mysteries on his downtime hears of some mystical alchemical miracle treasure buried #deep deep in the desert where not even fucking carrion go #it’s a treasure that only the gods’ chosen are able to find and legend has it that they are never seen again #that once they find it either the sun fries them on the desert floor leaving nothing but a trail of calcified bones and dust #or that the gods take them into the heavens where they live forever; blessed and beautiful for eternity #he goes and he finds the treasure - gold dappled by sunlight so bright it blinds him but still he crawls in the sand and dips his fingers inside it and it is the most ecstatic feeling #for a second he knows what icarus knew as the sun soldered his skin and withered the wings off his back #for a second he knows infinte victory and glory and beauty wrapped in stars and sublime terror #and he’s never seen again.
9 hours ago
8,736 notes
Reblog

wonderhaz:

ONE MINUTE HE LOOKS LIKE HE IS ABOUT TO DESTROY YOU AND MAKE YOU SCREAM OUT HIS NAME

image

THEN SECONDS LATER HE TURNS INTO A COMPLETE GIGGLY PUP

image

HOW THE FUCK

Posted 9 hours ago With 6,020 notes